So a cone walks into a bar. A Calculus college kid sees him, and says, "Hey! Can you help me with this problem? I need to find out how fast the water is dripping out of this cone-shaped tank." The cone looks over the problem real quick and says, "This looks like a related rate problem...." "That's right!" The kid said anxiously. The cone shoves the paper at the kid and says, "Hey man, I'm not here to drink and derive!"
LOLOLOLOL. Isn't that amazing? I just made that up! Only the story part. "Drink and derive" is something that's already been said before but I just made a joke out of it! STAND UP CONICS, YOU GUYS.